"have you ever watched the show Supern-"
are you fucking kidding me
great baby sitters
Ah, a pack of wild straight boys, also known by their scientific name “no-homosapien”
Because of them, we can. And we will.
haha that was a joke. i am pulling your legs, april fool. i will always love dogs and i will fight anyone who hurts a dog
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home
okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos
tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location
the possibilities are endless